Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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