just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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