I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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