Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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