Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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