Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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