he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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