Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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