Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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