Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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