Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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