you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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