Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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