remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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