Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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