zippers are such a cool invention
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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