so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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