I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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