finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
3 2 1 whiskey
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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