i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
only if we run a train.
done.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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