Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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