Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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