we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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