Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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