Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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