I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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