vagina is talking i cant
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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