He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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