You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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