she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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