last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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