well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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