I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Blow job season was short but glorious.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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