he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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