Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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