Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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