I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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