also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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