yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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