just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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