dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
