he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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