The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish i was in the wii world.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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