when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
