I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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