just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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