I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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