My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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