I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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