Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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