I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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